Don't get mad at me-I spoofed WCRW, which is a popular hit there (it's fricking hilarious), so I had to spoof this too. Enjoy~
Part 1:
Edward: Woe is meh, I have cuts and bruises! T_T
Webfoot: *smacks* Quiet fool, I'm going to heal you.
Edward: B-but T_T
Forestheart: *throws magical rocks at him* ;D
Edward: *shuts up* 8'(
Gingerstar: O.M.G, I am...
Oakstripe: What's wrong oh humbleness?
Gingerstar: Hungry. Fetch me a mouse, minion.
Mintflower: *is eating mouse* Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Oakstripe: *Takes Minteh's mouse and gives it to Gingerstar* There you go.
Gingerstar: *eats* Oh joy! SUGAR MOUSE RUSH THINGY *sings the Nom Nom Nom song*
Shadowpaw: HALP I'M BEING KIDNAPPED!
Amberwind: *rescues*
Anne: Hai.
Amberwind: AHHH It's a rat!
Anne: I'm a kit!!!!
Amberwind: *epic smacks Anne, then runs to the Twolegplace*
Stormy: Hiiii~ *insertStalkerFace*
Amberwind: *puts down 500 kits* I had your KITS :DDDDD
Stormy: I said we could have a FEW!
Amberwind: Hmm, sorry, all I got was the fact I didn't use condoms *winks*
Stormy: *facepaw*
Edward: Zis is zoooooo not wunderbar.
Webfoot: Eat the herbs or I'll shove them down your useless, pathetic, wimpy throat.
...Later that day...
Maxis: I keel you.
Edward: D8
Gingerstar: *kills Maxis*
Edward: *accidently kills his sister* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (note: "no" is said in a Darth Vader tone lol)
Maxis: My group will haunteh you! *fades away*
Random Cats: MAXIS IS *le gasp* DEAD! *Flee*
Sophia: MAXIS NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU'LL ALL SUFFAH MAH WRATH (censored scene. "For the children.")
Forestheart: *kills Sophia* NYAAAAAY~
Edward: *stops sobbing* I'm now an epical epic MoonClan cat of epicness ^_^
Gingerstar: lolwut 8D